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Nell'anno 1969 è bastata la potenza di calcolo di due Commodore 64 per mandare con successo una navicella sulla Luna; nell'anno 2003 è necessario un Pentium 4 a 2000 Mhz per far funzionare Windows XP. Qualcosa deve essere andato storto.

I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch. But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.


Un bambino chiede al padre cosa fossero le icone,il padre risponde: "Sono immagini sacre" E il figlio:"E perchè Windows ne ha tante?" Il padre:"Perchè per farlo funzionare ci vuole un miracolo!!!"

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.


La mia stampante ogni tanto ha la carta esaurita , forse dovrei portarla da uno psicologo ?

This is my boss, Jonathan Hart, a self-made millionaire, he's quite a guy. This is Mrs H., she's gorgeous, she's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of both of them, which ain't easy, 'cause when they met it was MURDER!